IMPORTANT SCIENTIFIC FINDING

 

Cat Hair: Potentially Dangerous!!!

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has
announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous
substance in the hair of cats.

This substance, called "amo-bacter felis" has been linked with
the following symptoms in FEMALE humans:

Reluctance to cook

Reluctance to perform housework

Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats

Reluctance to work except in support of a cat

Physical craving for contact with cats
(may be an addiction)

 

Beware
If you come in contact with a female human affected by this
substance, be prepared to talk about cats for hours on end!!!

- This has been a Public Service Announcement -

(now I finally have an excuse - I'm usless at housework because of the cats!)

~ Thanks Sarah for sending!!! ~