EVER WONDERED...

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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

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Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

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Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

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Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

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Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

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Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

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Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

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Why they bother to sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material
used for the indestructible black box?

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

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Why is the word "Dyslexic" so hard to spell?

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Mad Mad World...